HELL'S KITTENS - The Horror Sensation!

Being one of the lucky few to have seen their debut, BAD FRIEND, I'm really pleased to 'announce' (as if Fangoria, Blood Disgusting.com and Arrow in the Head didn't beat me to it!) that the hookers and germs over at Rottwieler Productions have a new horror feature in the shakin' making!

 

Urinating copiously on the charred ashes of DEATH PROOF (and I take no pleasure in that) comes HELL'S KITTENS!!!!

Judging from the *gruesome* TRAILER this beast of a flick takes the classic rape-revenge narrative and sticks it with guts, grit and grain not seen since Wes Craven went ballistic in 1972 (and judging on that stink-pot remake of a remake, this is a timely reminder of what revenge really is).  

Sadly I've not had the pleasure of seeing this particular film just yet, but I'm positive it's going to be something special. These guys are true horror buffs and they make a mockery of every show/movie to complain of 'budget-cuts' by beating any such difficulties (the last film cost them about £1000...) with pure innovation, passion and awesomeness.
These kids could save this Godforsaken genre! 

DON'T MISS IT!

Kieronononon's Three Man Party

Hooray! They're back!

The weirdo trio have returned with their most sodomizingly creative songs yet. 'Three Man Party' running at a short but satisfying fifteen minutes carries just enough of the most butal techno-punk you could ever hope to expose your pets to, leaving you warm fuzzy and trembling, but never threatens to outstay its welcome.

Packed with hilarious stories of useless spies, dodgy dares and vampire vodka parties - Kierononononon keep the content to their thrashed out metal, funky raps and screeching industrial just the right side of 'boomshakalaka'. Yes. It's a winning formula.

Quite frankly, the UK doesn't have a better band that Kieronononon. If this review was as good as their CD, I'd be hired by someone awesome. and really flamin' rich. They would quote me at the start of horror films. I would guest in documentaries. I WOULD BE PROLIFIC AND INFLUENTIAL. But I'm not. Still, Kieronononononon are amazing.

Support insane and independent music. Buy their music. So they can make more.

It's in your hands.

"GO ON DO IT! GO ON DO IT! DO THIS ONE THING! DO THIS ONE THING!"

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They live at www.roxxor2.co.uk

They rock.